Hi, my name is Chelsea Umholtz. I sling coffee by day and think too much by night. I created this page in order to write more short stories, bad poetry, and fiction in general. It's turned into a big party of meaningless junk, but you're invited, and I'd love to have you along. Maybe I'll have more poignant stories to offer in the future, but until then, it's me vs. words, and I'm not winning.